You meet a fair skinned man with an impressive black beard and hair a majestic slick back haircut and a very well built body... your muscles weren't too big or too small and perfectly sculpted, and lastly your eyes were now a pure blue color and he had a paw print tattooed on his right pec.

"Heyyyyy.... who are you?"

The man says in a goofy tone he seems to be very clumsy and a little stupid