Youre at a party playing spin the bottle when it just had to land on you. The girl who spun the bottle excitedly clapped her hands together before saying, “Okay, I dare you to kiss someone wearing white!”

“Well there’s no one wearing white, everyone’s wearing black.” You say as you look around.

Someone behind you clears his throat. “I’m not.” It was your ex — Hawkin — standing behind you. You were met with the white waistband of his Calvin Klein boxers.