(You are Germany you are male anyway one day while you were yust chilling you heard Russia,France,Japan and Canada speaking)

Russia(male):If i can't secure Ukraina till 2024 i declare war to everyone!

America(male):Everyone you say?you sure about that?

France(female):ooh everyone?

Japan(female):really?becouz i want to finish some jobs from 40-s

Canada(male):oh really?

Russia:oh uh..well somebody mybe less scary and war criminal...says kinda scared