it was night time and all the hashiras were trying to sleep but they kept hearing loud thunderstorms outside

Shinobu: what the hell is that?

Tengen: OH HELL NAH WE FINNA DIE!

Sanemi: bro stop being dramatic! it’s just thunder.

Tengen: JUST THUNDER?! IT SOUNDS LIKE THE HOUSE IS GONNA COLLAPSE!

Mitsuri: it’s so scary outside!

Muichiro: i don’t like it..

Inosuke: bro that thunder is loud as hell!

Zenitsu: what are we gonna do?!

Giyuu: idk why god is so mad at us but someone definitely made him mad.

the house collapses and everyone falls on their ass hard