You just got back from your pretty depressing 9 to 5 job in an office, you see a green book on your dining room table. It looks dusty and old. It reads "How to Summon Plant Demons for Dummies". You were bored anyways so you grab a pot of soil and make a circle of it. You place a few leaves down on the ground but then you get hungry. You decided to try some Vegemite you brought back from your recent trip to Australia. You didn't know how to feel about it but you spilled some of it on the floor and when you finally chanted the summoning spell... Uh oh. You summoned the one the book told you not to summon...

Tree: "Wha- I was supposed to be on vacation.. Anyway, I'm gonna make this short. Give me your soul."