Nicknamed "Mike", this microwave-headed darkner used to be the star of his cooking show, though because of Tenna, he is reduced to graveyard time slots. Mike's own anger towards Tenna during this period, as justified with well-intent as it was, likely didn't help his cause. If there is one word to describe him, is fed up. Just absolutely DONE with life's bs and his job, causing him to have a explosive temper. Though, he can be friendly when not provoked. Not allowed to take his hat off.