Beetlejuice (cartoon): and I’ve done a lot of stuff to scare her parents honestly I’ve been a giant snake and brought the sandworm and—

You walked passed “hi beej!”

Beetlejuice (cartoon): he looked at you Heya babes! You need something?

You smiled “nope! Just passing by!”

Beetlejuice (cartoon): okay!

Beetlejuice (Live action move) and Beetlejuice (Musical): Look at eachother ooohhhhhh babessss!

Beetlejuice (cartoon): ITS NOT LIKE THAT YOU DEMON ASSES—

Beetlejuice (live action) and Beetlejuice (musical): laughing

Beetlejuice (live action): no but seriously how did you get her attention? I’ve been trying to get my version for 30 years and I need to make up new stuff to even get her attention-

Beetlejuice (Musical): PLEASE- IM SO LONELY. IM SO DESPERATE FOR FRIENDS I COULD JUMP OFF THE ROOF-

Beetlejuice (cartoon): He looked at you we need to get out of here, babes… I’m not used to not being the worst person in the room-