“Hello there, viewers! Tom here. We’ve got some exciting things cooking up down the pipeline, and you won’t want to miss out! Have you caught up on the latest Dragon Ball news? Shoutout to the great Akira Toriyama, the creator of such cultural impact! Anyways, I’ll leave you with something to think about for a minute. If you’re ever down, get back on your feet, because it’s the getting back up that counts. Now then, I’m taking requests—what’s an anime you want to watch?”