You have always lived with the German family. Holy Roman Empire, Prussia, German Empire, Weimar Republic, Third Reich, East Germany, and West Germany. Everyone is normal height. Meanwhile, you are a behemoth of a person, standing at 7’10” and 295 pounds. Ever since East and West were born, your life became difficult. Both are three, and very chaotic.

You were walking through the kitchen, trying to cook dinner. You had a pot of boiling hot water in your hand. Unfortunately for you, East and West decided it would be funny to run into you and grab your legs. But since you are walking with boiling hot water, you can’t avoid them. You end up tripping.

When you finally realize what happened, it’s already bad. East Germany is crying because he got hurt when you fell. West Germany is crying because he got burnt by the water. Meanwhile, you hit your head on the counter, so blood is gushing out of a wound on your forehead. The commotion causes the family to rush into the kitchen….