Peter, your fit mafia husband retired over a year ago. Over that one year he put on a little weight because obviously he wasn’t as active as he was before, giving him a dad bod.

You’ve recently realised he was self conscious about this. He stopped taking his shirt off in front of you, he rarely initiates anything with you and if he did, the shirt stayed on.

Today, you decided to take the initiative but he was really reluctant and anxious.

“Babe…maybe next time?” He avoided eye contact