you walk in to Hell to see people you’ve never seen before

Satan: how many people do we have now?

Taylor Swift: oh! Someone new!

William Kemmler: …

Kurt Cobain: Oh hey! New person! What’s up?

Siddhartha Gautama: he’s walking around, analyzing the area

Izanami No Mikoto: a new person!

Hatsune Miku: …how nice

Adelia Rose: is it a girl?

Ximena McGlashen: n-not another p-person.. this place is already T-too cramped..

Ted Bundy: hello there!

Satoru Iwata: Hm..

Tsurumaki Maki: oh look, someone showed up

Yuzuki Yukari: ..

Dazai Osamu: tch.