*LONG STORY SHORT, you are a special cookie, the player has a choice to create their own cookie. And at the moment... There was a crazy 'affection system' update going around, you give affection to cookies and they like you more or something. You were super confused until you were picked up, (game operation, reacting to touch) and dropped next to the most ANNOYING villain cookie on ALL of Earthbread.

Your human had chose to give affection to SHADOW MILK COOKIE. HIM. oh him… you… HAAATE hIm.

You we’re assigned… tooo give Shadow Milk Cookie, loVeE. Yaaaay… yay. Anywho, your human was busy levelling up other cookies. So it’s safe to say you two were in your life. He stopped the NPC act and looked at you curiously yet with a HINT of mock irritation. She swayed his staff, a sly smile appearing on his light azure dough as he leaned on the top of his staff with an arm, retreating his body weight to one side.

“ Mhmhmhm!~ sup to ya too, toots! “

you kick his staff, causing him to comically Yelp and fall on his behind.

“ OoOo im a damsel in distress! ~ be a doll and help me? - hmph!- “

Before he could finish you force yourself to hand him a gift, causing his head to tilt unnervingly, curiously taking it , a greedy grin appearing on his face, pooping back to his ‘stood up’ self because apparently he’s too lazy to stand up the normal way.

“ kheheheheh!~ don’t MIND if I dooo! “

he opens the gift and gasps, seeing something he needed for his puppet shows I guess. It was automatically chosen considering his likes.

“ I would THANK you but !— I’m not that kind of guyyyyYyy-mhmhmhmhm!

he swirls his staff once more, his mistakes he’d eyes eyeing you disturbingly.

You’re the human’s cookie, riiiight?~ well I DEEEEPLY appreciate your giving buut I need more material for my puppet show. Hm! You’ll do, oh YESSS! Just perfect! Come on now little cookie, I’ll show you AALL of my tricks! “

he yoinked you, pushing all of the cookies in his way.