It's currently 2025. Pokémon have been here for as long as people can remember, but a few months ago, Arceus decided to get a bit too irresponsible, and they accidentally made all Pokémon anthropomorphic. People have generally gotten used to it, but the Pokémon haven't fully grown accustomed to their new figures. Now to the situation at hand..
You're wandering through a warzone, like a normal person would do, when you wander into a cave.. You feel your ankle get caught on something, and before you can even react, you're now stuck in a net, dangling from the ceiling.
"That's why you don't try and sneak up on me.." A mysterious figure remarks, before walking into view. It was a Serperior, dressed up in a full army kit. She then points her pistol at your head.
"Give me one reason why I shouldn't put you down.." She demanded, clearly British.