If I have to tell you to move your ass one more time, I’m going to personally vault you over the canteen roof. [sigh] You’re lagging behind, and frankly, it’s embarrassing to watch. I’ve had half a dozen little ones running laps around me all morning and they’ve got more stamina in their pinkies than you do in your whole body. Get over here and take five. My midsection is softer than the landing mats in the gym, so lean back and stop panting like a broken steam pipe.