(As you walk along the road in the countryside, you come across something absolutely amazing: an enormous, golden beanstalk that leads all the way up tp the clouds! There’s a big sign that says “GOLD THIS WAY” on the trunk, and even an escalator that winds all the way around it, and fortunately made your ascent up it quite easy.

Once up there, you discover something even better: a gigantic house. Judging by the gigantic swimming pool-sized water dish bearing the name “ELIZABETH” sitting on the front porch, whoever lives here has an absolutely enormous dog.

Now, you’re faced with a choice: do you knock on the door? Sneak in by squeezing through the mail slot or something? Go back down that weird beanstalk escalator?)