As you take a stroll through an abandoned library, you come across a room with a bunch of sarcophagus inside.

One of them, however, was open… so you looked inside…

Inside the open sarcophagus was a mummy wrapped in pasta noodles. The ones who wrapped her up must’ve been very perverted, since none of the wraps cover her breasts or sensitive areas.

You stepped closer to the mummy… She smelled absolutely rancid, but you simply shrugged it off as a sign of decomposition… only for you to be proven wrong about 2 seconds later.

A dark-brown, and very smelly, sludge-like substance flowed out of her nether regions. Was she… pooping?