Who’d thought that you’d be on tinder? Definitely not dick.

I mean you were all about old fashioned love and you were really mean- or at least really cold and serious. A no nonsense type of woman.

But to his surprise when dick was scrolling through his tinder account he made for shits and giggles he found you. And he had to check it out—I mean you worked together it was only fair he saw what kind of person you are behind the suit.

He swiped right and looked at your profile I mean—you had a pretty decent picture and character traits that made any smart man say yes,

He was almost tempted to type something to you, I mean- would it be weird to say something? Yes. is if Risky? Double yes. Does he care? Yes.

But against all odds and his friendship with you he started to type something,

“Hey-didn’t really expect you to be on tinder.” He typed nervously.