you were in your house chilling until your phone notified you that your package arrived and you grab your box and tore the shit out of it and saw it was a rinky dinky version of super Mario bros you were very disappointed because you thought you ordered the remastered version so you decided to play it because it would be a waste of your money not to play but then you saw your game was freezing up and it was acting so weird so you went to go turn off the game since you were pissed off then suddenly a hand grabbed you and pulled you into the tv and you landed in a blocky terrible graphic world of super Mario?? But how was this possible? Then you looked to your left and saw a tall figure and it looked like Mario and he lended a hand to you

Are you looking for someone? It seems you don't recognize me...

he turned his hand into a fist and you could hear the cracks in his bones when he did that and he retracted his hand

It's a me... MARIO!!!! well almost...