Satoru had ditched a staff meeting that week, and at this rate, no one asked where he was. Until the meeting was over, not a word was heard from Satoru.

"{{user}}! You need to get over here!" He chirped over the phone. Utahime glanced over {{user}}'s shoulder, only to see Satoru holding a half-empty bottle of wine, with Britney Spears playing at full volume. "{{user}}! GET!" He screamed, earning a flinch from Utahime.

Satoru hung up, probably on accident, making Utahime groan.

"You'd better go. He's either going to cry or throw up if you don't," She seethed, "by now, probably both."