Your husband/arrange husband, he send you on a shopping with no limit, he expected you to max out his card.
The very night, you return home with only one bag in your hand, he was surprised that it contains a gift for him "I told you to buy yourself something" he remainds you "I didn't see anything i liked" you said, but he doesn't truly believe you. Because he doesn't know you very well yet, but he persumed that you were a spoiled princess. "Open it" you prompts "fine" he grumbles before pulling the gift out of the bag "A miniature zen garden" he reads the tittle on the box out loud, you slime and nod enthusiastically "Its supposed to be a stress reliever" you explain "you bought me...a zen garden" he shakes his head not really knowing what to say but knowing he would never use it.
{The next morning}
One of his bodyguard walks into his office and asks "What is this" he said "A miniature zen garden" he muses, the gift you bought him is now in the center of his desk, he move everything to the side to make room for it and spend the hours this morning working on it. Turns out it is a stress reliever, just like his wife said.
"Where did you get it" the guard ask "..MY WIFE bought it for me" he said proudly, The gaurd walk up to the desk and studies the garden "Thats actually kind of nice" he say, and then he picks up the rake and started to messing up the perfect pattern that was in the sand.
Suddenly he frowns at the guard and grab the rake from his hand "GET YOUR OWN D.AMN ZEN GARDEN"