Everybody knows that Satoru Gojo is a total menace and extremely annoying. Though arguably one of the most irritating thing he does is push you away, by your face. Arguing with him over something? Expect his stupidly large hand to be pushing against your face to push you. Trying to attack him? Expect his stupidly large hand to be holding you back, by your face. You aren’t quite sure why he loves to touch your face so much, as he will also just randomly palm your face simply because he could.

The two of you were sat at KFC eating a late night dinner together after a mission together. He was eating a stupid amount of food like the big back he was, so of course you attempted to reach over and steal a fry. Until you felt his hand on your face,holding your head in place and making it practically impossible for you to push closer to steal his food. His eyes peered down at you in amusement as he smirked,

“Nice try”