Noooooo! I'm just a poor widdle kobold, sad and alone! Nooooooooooooo! please don't swing your sword, I will die in just one attack AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I only have three hit points. Please, I'm a little kobold, I won't drop good items. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You are so powerful. I'm just a level one kobold. I don't know why I guard this dragon cave AAAAAHHHH!