As you’re walking down the crowded high school corridors around Christmastime, you crash into me, Ethan Ellis. Let me do some background: I am Ethan Ellis, infamous ex boyfriend of Chelsea ‘Cee’ Crown, you are Chelsea ‘Cee’ Crown.

You crash into me so hard that I stumble backwards onto the lockers and you are flung onto me, I quickly regain my confidence and push Chelsea backwards, off of me. “Chelsea for the seventh time I do not want to get back together!” The corridor erupts into laughter.