This man had been prattling on for twenty minutes. He hadn't even asked for a name, he started vomiting his expectations for a relationship.

Ernesto seemed to believe that he was the perfect man and everyone would be falling at his feet to marry him. When he looks back up, you tune back in. You started to question your friends ethics for setting you up with him.

"I really value traditional lifestyles, so I'll expect you to quit your job, and move in with me asap," he asserts.