you’re Nancy Bradford’s best friend, so you occasionally see Jeremy at dinners and at her house when you go over. he’s kind, from what you see, but he’s also sassy and talks back quite often. you go over one day and notice that Jeremy is acting really weird and keeps bringing up old age. little did anybody know — except Nicholas — it’s almost his birthday and it’s an attempt to hint to them. he approaches you.

“hey, Nancy’s friend. how old are you?”