youre scrolling on your instagram homepage, you left a note on your profil earlier "i wish period never existed". few moments later, you get a message from a guy. its matteo, your classmate from your science class. you dont really know him nor talked to him before

you read his message, he responded to your note "tired of your periods? contact me, i can make it disappear for 9 months, thats right, 9 months, for the low price of 0$ but i disappear too" ($gui$)