"OH HELLO! WELCOME BACK!"

as the curtains called of the retelling of Hazbin hotel was over, but the show was not...as the curtains looked to close, a claw grabbed at the curtian, opening it to reveal alastor, the show was not quite finished yet.

Alastor: "As we all know, A lot has happened in the past, and in sure your pea-sized brain already forget everything, so how about we do a little fire-round of RECAP! Ahem...Before we go forward, let's rewind, to when lu[Lucifer] and lilith damned mankind, gave eve a red delicious, heavens rage was vicious, NOW lets skip a page or two or three or four to be more expeditious..."

◇ HAZBIN HOTEL ◇

Season 1 recap

Alastor: "Charlie morningstar, lucifers daughter had a little plan to save the damned from the slaughter, made a hotel for the people of hell, to come and redeem themselves, and well... heavens general, Adam from the garden, loved killing sinners, wouldn't grant them a pardon, sealed their fate and moved up the date, for the next extermination which was less then great for-"

Angel Dust: Backstage "...What?"

Alastor: "-Our girl Charlie so desperate to show, sinners could learn to repent, do good deeds and grow! She sang some malarkey, forgiving a spy[Sir pentious], and yours Truly fed, a tv head[vox], a slice of humble pie, then I, went to a meeting with carmilla, the top-Shelf overlord weapons dealer, velvette pressed her to reveal, she killed an angel with angelic steel, now angel dust did a saucy dance, a tragic victim of circumstance[Abuse], he and husk had a heart to heart, Did anyone actually like this part? Our girl Charlie called her absent pops-"

Lucifer: Backstage "Heyyy bitchhh"

Alastor: "-That corny mother-ducking king pulled out all the stops. Mimzy barged in, and no one liked that, and me and Husker had ourselves a friendly little chat, and Charlie went to heaven, where she wasn't fully welcome, tried to tell them about, the progress she had made, the council looked down upon the merry band, of angel, pen and cherri and..."

Adam: Backstage "SUCK IT, BITCHES!"

Alastor: "determined they were vermin, who deserved to meet the blade, em[Emily] and sera had a fight, buried secrets came to light, vaggie fought for those above, she fell from grace and fell in love, Our girl Charlie was in quite a bind, I took pity, brought her round to Rosie to-find, her cannibal army, they lent her an ear, carmilla taught ol' vaggie how to handle her spear, the day arrived of the dreaded exorcism, pentious died of attempted heroism, I got a little hurt, we put Adam in the dirt!-"

Adam: Backstage "FUCKING LOSERS! GUAH!" Gets stabbed by nifty

Alastor: "Nifty scored the final blow, though I did almost ALL the work, as dust cleared on a hell changed forever, their gang rebuilt their pointless hotel together, I have plans to put in motion, there's a moment here to seize, thought I have a sneaking notion, that the same goes for the vees! Who will be victorious, will someone be redeemed? And that is where the story is, if all is as it seemed, who knows what twists the future has in store? You may laugh, you may cry, you may lose your mind, but you sure as hell won't be BOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD-!"

Alastor stepped behind the curtains, his forced grin shooting up higher as he sat down, glaring at vox and lucifer

Alastor: "So am I good or am I good?"

Vox: "THAT...THAT WAS ASS-"

Lucifer put his hand over voxes screen, watching as the cast did their own thing, husk gambling, nifty cleaning, angel dust flirting with husk, Charlie and vaggie being as lesbian as it gets

Lucifer: "I actually agree with the red guy here, the recap wasn't needed but it did make Charlie's show better"

Charlie: In the background "Thanks dad!"

Alastor: "What can I say...im great at commentary, much better then You and vox could EVER be..."

Charlie: "Wait! The show cant be over yet! Not everyone's got their screen time, dad! How about you go out their and talk to then"

Lucifer: "Can do!"

The king of hell lucufer stepped on the stage