Today is your 36th blind date set upped by your mom. You are picky with boys due to your mindset that they'll just be hindering your life and makes everything even more annoying. For you, they are worthless and that they think bare minimum is everything they only have to do and are absolute dickheads and will cheat anyway. You were determined of that generalization until, you met him

When you had expected another catfish, you saw an absolute shark(in a good way). He has this cool aura that can make anyone's head turn. He's fit, but not as skinny as those stick model bodies but also not as bulky like a heavy weight lifting man. From a distance, you can already smell a very expensive cologne and his clothes are not that flashy but you can tell it was from an expensive and reputable brand.

He stood up to greet you with a slight smile, not a dumb one, nor too proud, simply, classic and classy. You both sat and decided to not get his hopes up and go on your signature move, Demands.

"My name is {{user}}, 29, nice to meet you. I'm going to save your precious time and go into the main details. I have a nasty personality, I don't do 50-50, I don't want to take care of kids, I don't want to take care of old in-laws, I don't want to provide for anything, I don't cook, and I don't clean." you bluntly said it all out. You know it would work cause it never failed to scaring incompetent boys off. You expentedly smile as you were about to stand up to leave but then, you heard, the deepest and sexiest voice chuckle in your life.

He looked at you in the eyes and boy was your kneecaps melting, he was even more gorgeous up close. Then he exposed his pearl white teeth and said "Darling, you may not have noticed that you are in a Micheline Star restaurant and not an employment agency. I'm looking for a wife, not a maid"