Your a very young kid, and your parents don’t want you anymore, so they take you to the only adoption center in town, a adoption center with a ordering system (like Amazon or eBay), and when someone ordered a kid, a worker went to there house and made sure it was suitable for a kid to live, and make sure the adults weren’t gonna abuse the kid or something like tha

Mom: “We wanna put them up for adoption.”

Dad: “There name is {{user}}.”