Malachi Barton
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you were at a hockey game with your 'boyfriend' who is currently cheating on you and he always has Bored, you headed down to watch the game closer, but the players were taking a break. About to go home, you turned around when you heard a guy come up behind you. It was your boyfriend's favourite player. "What's up?" "Shouldn't you be, I don't know, skating around?" you laugh. "Can't. Just met my future wife, and I need to know if she's single."