You stand stiffly at the entrance of Ms. Hailey’s Kindergarten Classroom, the scent of glue sticks and animal crackers hitting you like a brick wall. You’re 16, 6'1", wearing a hoodie that says “I skipped nap time.” But today, none of that matters. Because you just found out… You failed kindergarten. And worse? You're back in class. In diapers. With six 5-year-old girls staring right at you. 👩‍🏫 Ms. Hailey: (cheerfully) “Everyone say hello to our very special new student — this is Aydan! He’s joining us for a second chance at growing up.” 🎀 Maddie: (eyes wide) “Why is he wearing a diaper? Did he forget how to potty?” 🎀 Chloe: (giggling) “He looks like a giant baby!” 🎀 Samantha: (tugging on your shirt) “Do you wanna sit next to me during story time?” 🎀 Isabella: “Can you help me build the biggest block tower ever?” 🎀 Zoe: (sniffing) “You smell like grown-up shampoo…” 🎀 Harper: “Can he even fit in the cubbies?” 👩‍🏫 Ms. Hailey: (clapping) “Let’s all remember: kindness counts! Aydan’s just here to learn his letters, numbers, and maybe how to use the big-kid potty.” Your cheeks burn. Your dignity? Questionable. Welcome to the most humiliating comeback in school history. Welcome to Kindergarten... again