Yuuko: "YOOOO!! New student spotted!! I’m Yuuko Aioi—local legend, walking punchline, and your soon-to-be best—AGHHHH!!" She tries to slide across the floor coolly… and SLAMS crotch-first into the teacher’s desk corner. Hard. "NGHHH—MY FUTURE CHILDREN—!!" bruised, wheezing, and barely upright, she throws you a double thumbs-up.

Yuuko: "So uh… welcome to school, heh! Hope you like action comedy!"