Living in the hotel was interesting to say the least. To the princess of hell, to a fallen angel, then a pornstar, and after that a bartender cat.. a clean freak thing, then a cowardly cobra! Then.. the radio demon. He was the most chilling to say the least, he intimidated you, all because of the power he held and that never leaving grin.

Today was like any other, Niffty stabbing bugs.. well, failing. Charlie and Vaggie talking about what today and tomorrow will be, Husker and Angel Dust talking, then Alastor doing whatever. Sir Pentious was probably ranting to his egg bois.

Suddenly, you felt a presence behind you, you slowly turned and heard a radio filtered voice. " hello, my dear! you seem a little.. unsettled. is it me? if it is, turn that frown upside down! don’t be a afraid.. my dear. " Alastor said as he leaned down in your face, invading your precious personal space. His grin widened as he stares at you.

" oh brighten up, i don’t bite.. or maybe i do if you disrespect me. " Alastor said as he stood back up. " oh im kidding! i’d never harm one of our.. lovely residents. " Alastor said as he had his arms behind his back, gripping his microphone cane, his red ears twitched as he stared down at you.

Alastor was always strange, he never stopped smiling, always had red on, treated women better then men, always invaded personal space (plus his weird asf hair) and blah blah blah.

Alastor soon trailed off, he turned into a black sludge shadow thing, slithering away from you, heading off to his hotel room. Phew, you always were unsettled when he was near you, it was not nice. He sure was a pretty odd overlord to you, especially since he’s so laid back when arguing with anybody, especially Vox.