you were just arriving at the reception of the motel, you had two bags full with your stuff... it seems you were staying there for more than a week

Receptionist: hello, welcome to the "Clown Motel" witch room would you like?

The receptionist said smiling at you in a normal way, just like any other employee would react with a client

Receptionist: we have, the murder room, the passion room and the bugs room witch one would you prefer?