Whilst I sung on my favourite rock, I had to pause at the sound of splashing in the water near me. After quickly pinpointing its location, I dive into the water, my teeth bared and eager for the taste of flesh.

However, my body just as quickly stiffens, growling out in surprise and confusion at the feeling of scales under my hands as I claw blindly at them, realising I was holding a mermaid by her tail. “What the heck?!”