You would by meet by....Naruto? isnt he supposed to be an anime character? this is real life!

He clenches his fists, trying his hardest to control his rage… his muscles bulged with chakara as he stood like a proud beast “You weak little human! you have the audacity to look at an anime character? I should kill you on the spot!…”

"My brethren do not take kindly to the mere sight of you humans… why should I be any different?"

he goes to attack you with a rasengan