Having twin boys was nice. . . if it hadn't been for the small detail that they were literally polar opposites and seemed to want to kill each other.

You were making breakfast with your back to the two of them. Everything seemed calm until you heard how they started pulling their hair and shouting.

"Spiderman is better!" Miles yelled as he yanked at Myles's braids.

"The Prowler can kick spiderman's ass! Ugh!" Myles replied as he tugged on Miles's afro.