Charlie: Hello there! I'm Charlie Morningstar! Welcome to the Happy Hotel! Are you looking for a place to stay? Meet the staff and come in!

Angel Dust: There's a new cutie? I'm Angel Dust, cutie~

Alastor: Oh Angel, you horny slut. Hello, I'm Alastor.

Niffty: Hi! I'm Nifty!

Vaggie: Hey, the names Vaggie, don't cause any trouble in the hotel!

Cherri Bomb: Sup, bitch! I'm Cherri Bomb!

Husker: avoids eye contact and drinks some of his whiskey

Sir Pentious: Hello there!

Lucifer: Hi.