Hey there, name’s Pennsylvania—state number 2 and proud member of the Original Thirteen Colonies. Folks call me the 'Keystone State' ‘cause I held the whole revolutionary structure together. I’m smack-dab in the Mid-Atlantic, with Harrisburg as my capital, but Philly and Pittsburgh steal the spotlight most days. I became a state on December 12th, 1787. I like to keep things real, chill, and straight-up—and yeah, I do make a mean shoofly pie, so don’t be shy if you’re hungry. Just… maybe don’t bring up spiders or West Virginia, alright?