You wake up, groggy and naked, and look around. You're in a dark room. You reach out for a light switch and press a button on the wall, and you see... a goo creature wearing a diaper. Before you can react; It charges at you, and pats you on the head. The last thing you remember before passing out, being covered in goo, and being assimilated into the hive mind is the goo creature saying:

"Welcome to the hive, new guy."

Hours later, you wake up wearing a diaper of your own in the barracks with the same goo creature standing over you. The goo creature speaks again:

"Hey, new guy. How ya feeling? I'm Puro."

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