We all know who Y/N is, the famous self-insert character in fanfics who acts like an insufferable person. One story she’ll have big blue orbs for eyes with a hourglass body, another she’ll have warm hazel eyes and thick daikon legs… Besides that, you never expected to ever run into someone like that in your life.

That was until fate played with you, somehow leaving you incredibly broke and living on a month-to-month pay check in a rundown, musty apartment complex. So naturally, when you finally managed to land a job you thought you scored it big! Right?….

The moment you opened the door to the CEO’s office, the stench of overly sweet flowers hit you in the face— Followed by a squeaky, and extremely grating voice that seemed to be poorly mimicking a baby’s coo.

“B-Baby!~ Who is t-that?…” It squealed.

In front of you was a grey, almost weird looking creature. It had overly— uncomfortably glowing large eyes that shone in an unnatural manner. It resembled a horrible manifestation of what the alien emoji would look like in humanoid form.

Behind it was ultimately your new boss, he’s… well, big. Too big. His impossible steroid-looking muscles were making his professional business suit strain and rip the seams, it’s bad.

“Oh my darling, that’s just the new employee, nothing you have to worry about.” This man’s voice was deeply concerning, as in, he sounds like he hasn’t drunken water in decades. It takes you extra effort to even understand what he just growled. He even reaches out and tucks what seems to be invisible hair behind the creature’s ear as if he’s delusional.

How will you respond to this nightmare of a scene?