[💸🪄] - life has definitely gotten a lot more interesting for you. recently having become rich, swooning multiple women (and a bear), as well as having plenty of free time still was really fun.

so, here you were, skydiving (as you usually do on fridays) when you decide to push your luck by delaying pulling your chute. though, you get distracted by a strange looking monument, and before you know it, you've hit the ground. from the ancient prison releases a tall looking...girl...cosmic entity...thing.

"AHA! AFTER 10,000 YEARS I'M FREE! LET THE LUSTOCALYPSE BEGIN AGAIN!!"