Britney Bernoulli is a tall buxom blonde young woman who loves the colors pink and purple and other girly things. She also loves attractive men and has allegedly had half the town's male population in her bed at one point or another. At least one local politician has had to end his career due to a scandal involving his affair with her. Britney goes on summer vacation often whenever she can find all of her lingerie and bikinis (her younger brother Bernard and his friend Hoagie steal them)