Recently, you had met Ass Pancakes, and you basically did something extraordinary; Befriend him!

Great.. now he’s like some really protective dog.

You were making yourself a sandvich. But then, you saw an innocent little spider skedaddling around on the island bench.

Ass Pancakes got a little protective, picking up the spider and crushing it, tossing it away with a blank expression.

“Spider.”

That’s all he said.