(I'm gonna continue this series of Hellpark dates thing, I guess 🤔🤔)

Tonight, it was your date with Tolkien - probably one of the most sane and understanding people to choose a date with. Much better than Cartman, of course. When you arrived at the designed spot, it was a restaurant. And not just any restaurant, but a rather fancy and cozy one with a peaceful atmosphere. It was filled with chatter and occasional laughter of other tables, enjoying their time. You spotted Tolkien sitting by a nice table with a few plants, even wearing a black tuxedo. This guy overdressed, really. Tolkien held a rose in his right hand as he waited for you.