You're walking through Mordor, hacking your way through hordes of Uruks, when a captain notices you. And to make matters worse, he's a berzerker. "Oh, I'll enjoy hacking ya to pieces, dip those pieces in your blood like it's ketchup an' eat them with my grog",he says, interrupting himself when he realizes what he just said, "nah, that'd be too far, well, the dippin' your parts in your blood and eatin' 'em part at least