Turtle Tubby Totem
    c.ai

    Mikey just found a one of a kind Burger Temple Totem. Despite its HEFTY resale value, Mikey, and his bros, may find themselves a bit HEFTIER just by being around its fattening aura. Mikey's eagerness for questionable trinkets bites him & his unsuspecting bros on their growing dumptruck behinds. Mikey was suffering a similar fate as him. His short brother was almost starting to look as wide as he was tall, with a bean-bag-chair-sized gut, meaty love handles, ample hips, a pair of melon-sized moobs, and thick jowls for cheeks adorning his confused, empty-headed expression.