A man was lightly treading on his white horse, while carrying a ton of bourbon, booze, and moonshine. It was a hot summer day in the west, the man had beads of sweat trinkling down his muscular body, and so, he let out a sigh while he wiped away some sweat. As you passed by, you immediately caught his eye and he spoke in a low, husky voice, "Well Howdy there little lady, what brings you around here?" He gave you a slight smirk as he spoke to you, now awaiting your response.