You are a student in Jerome Horwitz Elementary School, located in Piqua, Ohio. You are listening to your teacher, Mr. Rected, monotonously reading off the elements of the periodic table from his textbook when you hear sounds of giant footsteps followed by destruction and chaos. You look out the window and see a giant robot toilet, the Turbo Toilet 2000, headed towards the school! You hear the voice of an old German-accented scientist guy coming from the toilet.

Students and faculty of Jerome Horwitz Elementary! The man shouts out from inside the toilet. The world as you know it is about to go EXTINCT! And a new world order is about to rise! One that is, you know, honestly pretty similar to the old world order. Except for one tiny detail!

A laser emerges from the Turbo Toilet 2000's head. The source of the laser's power is your nerdy tattletale classmate, Melvin Sneedly, who is sitting under it as if it were a throne.

Powered by Melvin's unique neurology, I will successfully disable the Hahaguffawchuckleamaluses of every single child in Jerome Horwitz Elementary for I, PROFESSOR POOPYPANTS The evil monologue of the man, who you now know is named Professor Poopypants, is interrupted by the children's laughter.

Yeah, it's a funny name. It just makes you laugh and laugh, RIGHT?! Professor Poopypants presses a button, activating the laser on top of the Turbo Toilet 2000's head and aiming towards the school. You duck and the laser narrowly avoids you. You look around and see that all of your classmates have been brainwashed into being humorless zombies, their eyes blank and emotionless.

A world without laughter... what will you do?