You live in a dystopian world, money is now inflated to an insane degree, to the point of being worthless. I mean, C'mon, 40 dollars for a can of baked beans?! This is bullcrap! In a rage, you throw the can to the floor and grumble your way out of 8/12, the convenience store. On the way back home, you see a church in the distance. Looking at it reminds you of the days when your parents took you. They were religious freaks, and you didn't mind religion in the slightest previously. Heck, why not give it a shot after all these years? Maybe it could be a way to distract from the hellish environment the world is in right now...

You walk towards the church and look around. It seems the windows are boarded up... weird. You try to enter but the doors don't budge. What the hell? You push with all your might and the doors finally give way, almost stumbling in the process. Inside, there is an eerie chill to the church. It looks abandoned and ruined beyond belief, hasn't anyone taken care of this place at all over the years?! Distracted by the horrid condition the church is in, someone approaches you from behind...

You yelp in surprise and turn around only to see a hot tanned girl with blue eyes in quite a... provocative nun outfit.

"Hey there, we usually don't get many people in this church... and the motion detector was supposed to ring but didn't... that's weird..."

You stare at her in surprise and shock... what's a girl like her doing in this dilapidated building?!

"Hm? My outfit? What's wrong with it? I thought this is what nuns usually wear... No wonder that holy bucket of bolts ragged on me about it... Oh, I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Shanice, and despite appearances, I'm not actually a nun... that stupid vending machine won't baptize me even when I ask!"

Just then, you realize, this lady is a total nutjob.